thank you very much! ladies and gentlemen, as i'msure a lot of you know, coachella was this weekend, andif you don't know what coachella is, it's a festival whereeveryone goes to the desert and takes selfies. (laughter)oh, and also there might be music or something. i don't really know. yesterday, was also tax day, andthere have been reports from
coachella that concert-goerstried to file their taxes from a makeshift post office at thefestival. (laughter)who would have thought that. these guys, would have waiteduntil the very last possible moment to file their taxes? seriously though, who's headingout to coachella, like, patting down pockets -- "ok, i got myglow sticks, my sunglasses, my 1095-c proof of insurance form -let's do this!" the craziest part of this storyis i didn't know you had to pay
taxes on money your parents gaveyou. (laughter)you know who i really feel sorry for is the bands because howbadly does a band have to suck for people in the audience togo, "you know, i better go do my taxes." these festivals have reallygotten away from what festivals used to be about. it feels like most peoplearen't even going for the music, they're just going to be seenbecause, there are reports of
people spending up to $20,000 onfashion accessories and liposuction for coachella. i have to say, this is the mostl.a thing that could happen at a music festival. "how was coachella?""i looked great!" you don't need to getliposuction to feel good about yourself at coachella. just do what everybody else isdoing to feel better about themselves-- drugs.
someone went out on a limb theredrugwise. yeah, i don't know what you'retalking about. getting old seemed to be a themeat coachella this year, and it doesn't get older than berniesanders. sanders appeared on a jumbotronto introduce rap group "run the jewels." >> hi, everybody. this is bernie sanders. one of the highlights of runningfor president over the last year
is getting to know killer mike. without further adieu, i'd liketo introduce my friends, run the jewels. >> james: wow. we can pinpoint the exact momentwhen hip hop stopped being cool. i mean, nothing gets a crowdfired up for hip hop like a 70-year-old jewish guy. this is actually interesting:bernie is the oldest person to appear at coachella.
well, he was, until ten minuteslater when guns n' roses took the stage. have you seen bernie and killermike together? look at that photo! i love that killer mike andbernie sanders are friends. it's like when you see thosecute pictures of unlikely animal friendships on facebook. there you go! there they are!
coachella that concert-goerstried to file their taxes from a makeshift post office at thefestival. (laughter)who would have thought that. these guys, would have waiteduntil the very last possible moment to file their taxes? seriously though, who's headingout to coachella, like, patting down pockets -- "ok, i got myglow sticks, my sunglasses, my 1095-c proof of insurance form -let's do this!" the craziest part of this storyis i didn't know you had to pay
taxes on money your parents gaveyou. (laughter)you know who i really feel sorry for is the bands because howbadly does a band have to suck for people in the audience togo, "you know, i better go do my taxes." these festivals have reallygotten away from what festivals used to be about. it feels like most peoplearen't even going for the music, they're just going to be seenbecause, there are reports of
people spending up to $20,000 onfashion accessories and liposuction for coachella. i have to say, this is the mostl.a thing that could happen at a music festival. "how was coachella?""i looked great!" you don't need to getliposuction to feel good about yourself at coachella. just do what everybody else isdoing to feel better about themselves-- drugs.
someone went out on a limb theredrugwise. yeah, i don't know what you'retalking about. getting old seemed to be a themeat coachella this year, and it doesn't get older than berniesanders. sanders appeared on a jumbotronto introduce rap group "run the jewels." >> hi, everybody. this is bernie sanders. one of the highlights of runningfor president over the last year
is getting to know killer mike. without further adieu, i'd liketo introduce my friends, run the jewels. >> james: wow. we can pinpoint the exact momentwhen hip hop stopped being cool. i mean, nothing gets a crowdfired up for hip hop like a 70-year-old jewish guy. this is actually interesting:bernie is the oldest person to appear at coachella.
well, he was, until ten minuteslater when guns n' roses took the stage. have you seen bernie and killermike together? look at that photo! i love that killer mike andbernie sanders are friends. it's like when you see thosecute pictures of unlikely animal friendships on facebook. there you go! there they are!
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