hey, where have you been since morning? i had some work in the office nice, so i guess these days you're working at coffee day? oh, you saw? i saw her dumping you're ass and you scrounging for change to pay the bill. thoo on your life! thoo! you call this cauliflower manchuria?
pack it and send it to the police department. they'll use it for torture. you brought peanuts??? why didn't you tell me before...i would've saved sauce and gas! what are tomorrow's programs sir? i have to go prasad's wedding. even that stingy prasad is getting married?!? if he's getting married, why do you need to get jealous? even idiots are getting married! in another 2 years, i'll be 30
after that, i can pack my bags and shift to kashi! hey, what are those confused looks? (why is he looking at me like that?) why not try with one of your friends (girl) in my friend's circle? that lake dried up years ago. the girls in our circle got married a few years ago. hell, even sarish, harish, and sarvesh will get married in a few months. even guys are getting married!
ok fine, once i went to a marriage even the girls i tried to flirt with, were not single why only that gauri and vani introduced me as uncle to their children. its ok, leave the girls. in our batch, even gautam and anand have kids. every guy with a child in his lap comes and talks about polio drops and diaper discounts *&^*@#^*&^# *&^*@#^*&^#???
i just said whatever came out. shutup! but what worries do you have? you do a photoshoot everyday. oh shutup! all you do is sit in a corner and watch beautiful girls pass by. every girl plays around with a photographer. to make it worse, every girl tags me as a "brother" brother, can you click one group pic? brother, can you click a picture of me in a sari for my facebook dp? bloody girls! they only see the camera, not the bachelor behind it.
you might be facing that, but let me tell you: because i was having no luck with girls outside, they tried setting a match at home. one girl said she didn't like my glasses one girl said i was too fat one girl said i was too short there was another one she didn't mind an attender, as long as i had a govt job huh, if you think that's bad, one girl was on her way to meet me for a potential match
she calls me halfway, and tells me due to a tire puncture (bad omen) she wasn't willing to see me to get away from that tragedy, i joined as bhaskar's assistant there, every girl who came for a photoshoot would ask: is my make up ok brother? am i looking fit brother? is my dress dominating brother? if i uploaded their photos without photoshopping them, then people would come to know how dark they were in my office, everyone calls me sir. when i asked them to call me with my name,
they responded "ok bro" don't you have actual brothers? where do you get the guts to call a marriageable bachelor a brother? ok, leave that. when i tried in the other department...all of them are aunties at most, there are 1 or 2 just like rajamouli's eega, the guys eliminate any chance. when i look in the mirror i get scared. i'm getting "uncle" features.
if you get fat, you can get liposuction if you're bald, you can get a hair transplant if you get old, what can you do? nothing what happened to all these people? so many people are still asking for crores of dowry. yet there are so many people ready to get married without any down payment, why won't they look at us?!? arey idiot! job, car, own house. even with these no one is looking at people like us. why would anyone look at someone with a camera on their neck? so you guys need a photographer to shoot weddings.
but you don't want to marry a photographer. who the hell asked you to refuse those matches 2 years ago? "i'm not ready" "it'll take time to get settled" with those excuses you stopped your own marriage. if you wait till your age passes, you won't get a good match. it so hard these days, even god doesn't know these girl's desires. they're posting ads in the newspaper saying the don't want software engineers, only doctors and nri's
if everyone is a doctor, where will you get patients?!? because of our it boom, today, eating junk, we gave employment to those doctors because of us, the real estate boom came. mama! control mama control! how can you get bp this early? slowly, you have to get it with your wife. thats enough, lets sleep nri absessed girls foreigner focused girls.
please encourage local talent. baby come here baby...
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