hey! it's fluffy! and by the way you guys, i want to letyou know now here in this theater and all over the world wherever anybody's watching this special if you ever see me in public either at arestaurant or at a hotel or anywhere and you want to stop me and say hello ortake a picture anything please i welcome it and it's an honor if youwere to do that
i do not mind at all stop me anytime you want i'm the same person the same guy thank you seriously the same guy you see now is the same guy you'd see outside i don't change you know you're not gonnawalk up and go gabriel can i talk to you i'm not gonna be like be gone fromme gabriel is my stage name
i'm not even mexican i'm scandinavian no trust me i'm the same pendejo you'll see outside i don't mind i love it you guys trust me.you guys make it possible for me to have an incredible life and take care of myfamily so i'm all for it not a problem trust me right now it's socrazy cus i'm still adjusting to people walking up to me i'm checking into the hotel and theyalready knew me which was crazy i go like hi i'm checking in
here's your key sir but, well, um... we know its you sir ahh! i think that's awesome, i needed thatlike six years ago one time i was trying to check into ahotel in chicago at one o'clock in the morning because i missed my flight nobody's at the front desk just a little bell and a sign that said ring for service
so there i am all of a sudden i heard this i hear the bell! all of a sudden this lady came out just... are you the one ringing that damn bell? what the hell you want? um, i'm checking in you know what time it is? it's tomorrow i know, i missed my flight
mmmm hmmm... whatever you say. what's going on out there? girl you gotta see this! i got a big assmexican showing up late as hell. ok... what's your name? my name is gabrieliglesias. iglesias yes, iglesias ok, iglesias, ok e-g-l
no no no no no, it's iglesias with an i with an i?! but you said e-glesias you didn't say iglesias, you said e-glesias it's iglesias with an i mmm hmm, whatever you say it's your damn name okay mister iglesias with a i you know that's bad for you oh this right here? my grand mamalived to be a hundred years old
smoking? minding her own damn business ok ok i found you in the system, i got you for two nights full size bed non-smoking i requested a queen-size bed and you would have got a queen if you had been here yesterday but it's tomorrow andyou're lucky i'm talking to you mister iglesias with an i what's the i stand for? i need a bigger bed?
what 's going on out there? girl you gotta see this. nacho libre is trippin!
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