- ahh, oh yeah, look at that face lift. i am so happy i got this. they took at least 10 years off! ooh, you go girl! ha, yeah, that's never gonna happen. so, plastic surgery ispretty common today. in fact, if you just don'tlike something about yourself, whether it's your face,your stomach, whatever, you can just go to the plastic surgeon,
and they can fix it like that. of course, plastic surgery is, by far, the most expensive optionto change your appearance, assuming it's something it'ssomething that you could change otherwise through somethinglike your diet to lose weight. but hey, it's convenient, quick, and safe! most of the time. sometimes, plastic surgerydoes not exactly go as well as people would have hoped.
sometimes people end uplooking like mr. potatohead. you put the lips right there! so, today i am going to present you with some of the absolutescariest examples of people who have either hadway too many plastic surgeries or just one or two, but hadthem completely botched. so, without further ado, here are the 10 worstplastic surgery disasters. number one is maria cristerna.
heh, oh jesus! maria cristerna, alsoknow as the vampire lady, is a 40 year old mexican born woman who suffered through domesticabuse from her husband until she left him and decidedto make some drastic changes. she of course went to go gettherapy and other forms of help but that just wasn'tenough for her, mm-mm. she decided to go getdrastic cosmetic changes including titanium implantsthat look like horns
in the sides of herskull near her temples. but that's not all! she also got implanted fang like teeth, large piercings, andextensive amounts of tattooing on her face and upper torso. but actually, maria now travels the world as a successful dj and even gives talks on domestic abuse to women in her hometown of guadalajara, mexico.
let me tell you a story (hisses). now of course at first,people who saw her walking would understandably cross tothe other side of the street, but now she's simply known as the friendly neighborhood vampire. number two is donatella versace. this woman has had more handwork done than the very bag she creates. donatella versace is the head designer
for the versace fashion brand ever since her brother gianni passed away in 1997. the 61 year old has undergoneso many plastic surgeries on her body, it's made her look almost like a cartoon caricatureof her former self. over the years she has hadeverything imaginable done. lip injections, facelifts, multiple nose jobs, one of which was botched, botox, laser resurfacing on her skin,
i don't even know what that is, and multiple implants of every kind. but i guess it worked,because even at the age of 61, she has almost no wrinkles. well yeah, of course she'sgonna have no wrinkles, she looks like she just walk out of a boxing match with mike tyson. yeah, i think this is going really good. i think we've got at least onemore round ahead of me, yeah.
number three is pete burns. pete burns was the singerfor the british band dead or alive who's bestknown for their hit single you spin me round. the 57 year old becameaddicted to plastic surgery at some point during his career, and eventually got cheek implants, lip injections, and nose jobs. back in 2006, on abritish television special
entitled pete burnscosmetic surgery nightmares, he revealed that hisdoctors had actually botched a job on his lips, and he hadto spend a year and a half and almost all of his money on procedures in an attempt to fix it. he actually ended up suing the surgeon for one million poundsand ended up settling for 450,000 pounds. i genuinely want to understand
why people are so obsessed withtrying to look like a duck. i mean, i wouldn't wanna walk around having people wonder if ihave the ability to eat soup. (slurps) it's almost in there! can i have a towel? number four is amanda lepore. amanda lepore is a famous american transgender model, singer, and socialite who's been featured in several well known
advertising campaigns for companies like mac cosmetics, swatch, among others. the 48 year old had herfirst cosmetic surgery done at the age of 15 andby the end of high school, she received a sex change. since then, she receivednumerous procedures on her face and body increasing her feminine physical attributes. whether you're transgender,gay, or straight,
if you get some changes on the outside, to better reflect what's on the inside, i am all for that and i support you. but if you start tolook like jessica rabbit more than the actualcartoon jessica rabbit, you might wanna just pull the reigns back a little bit there, just pull it on back. number five is michaela romanini. michaela romanini is a 65year old italian socialite
that has had nearly the same about of fame in italy as paris hilton didback in the day in the us. unfortunately, her fameand excessive attention to her physical appearance led to plastic surgery addiction at an early age. at a young age, she beganundergoing procedures on her face and became hooked on receiving collagen injections, which made her lipsinflated and blp, oversized.
romanini is as famous for her surgeries and the drastic effectit had on her appearance as she is for her socialite status. it's not so much the look ofthis that bothers me so much. it's more a curiosity asto how these people eat. like when she looks at solid foods, does she just get nervous sweats, or does she just stick to a liquid diet? i genuinely wanna know.
can put my burger andfries in a blender for me, that would make it a lot easier. do you have a straw? number six is jocelyn wildenstein. jocelyn wildenstein is a 60 year old wealthy art dealer and socialite from california who became addicted to plastic surgery aftercatching her husband cheating on her with ayounger russian model.
not a good reason to get plastic surgery. instead of divorcing her husband, like most women would do, she turned to beauty enhancement surgeries in order to keep him around. again, not a good reason. hundreds of hours of surgery later, jocelyn's face has become puffy and devoid of all ability to showany facial expression.
oh, you surprised me. she has spent a whoppingfour million dollars on her surgeries and somemedia personalities have even given her the nicknamethe bride of wildenstein, which of course is a playon the name frankenstein. okay, that goes way too far. media, you need to checkyourself sometimes, 'cause that is offensive! frankenstein had plenty ofability to move his face!
number seven is hang mioku. oh, this one. hang mioku is a south korean woman who became completely addicted to having plastic surgery done after her first procedure wasdone at just 28 years old. after 20 more years anddozens of operations, her face has become solarge and malformed, that doctors finally had to cut her off,
refusing her any further surgeries. now, that would stop mostpeople, but not hang! no, no, no! taking matters into her own hands, she began injecting cookingoil into her own face. after her self injection incident, doctors were able todrain most of the oil out, but she was left with facialscars and disfigurement. that was not for comedic effect,
i'm sorry, that justreally grossed me out. uh, i feel bad for this woman, and she needs to stopinjecting cooking oil and pam and other cookingagents into her face, i need a drink of water. number eight is erik sprague. 44 year old erik sprague,also known as the lizard man, is a freak show and sideshow performer best known for his body modification
that he has undergone in orderto look more like a lizard. the procedures that he had done involved implanting five teflon steelbumps under each eyebrow and that's not all. he has stretched his septum and earlobes with oversized piercings, has had 700 hours of tattooing done, and split his own tonguein half lengthwise. in fact, he was one of the first people
in the entire world to do it. no, i like my tongue just the way it is. number nine is sarah burge. sarah burge, formerly abritish playboy bunny, is well known as the human barbie. since having undergone a total of 100 cosmetic surgeryprocedures within 20 years costing over three million dollars. the extent of thosesurgeries included nose jobs,
butt lifts, facial liposuction, boob jobs, restructured jaw line, tummy tucks, eyelid lifts, chin augmentation, and i'm running out of breath. yeah, she definitelyearned the nickname barbie, but her addiction to plasticsurgery went way too far when she admitted to injectingher 15 year old daughter with botox, and not only that,but she gave her seven year old daughter a certificateto receive liposuction
and a boob job as soon as she turns 18. and the cycle of plastic faces continues. and number ten is dennis avner. dennis avner was an american man best known for his extensivebody modifications. after discovering thathis native american name means stalking cat, he decided to get any and all surgeriesnecessary to fit the name. so he proceeded to spendmillions of dollars
to get the following, brace yourself. full body tattoos,including facial tattooing, facial subdermal implantsto change the shape of his brow, forehead, andthe bridge of his nose, flattening his nose, siliconinjection in his lips, cheeks, chin, and other parts of his face, splitting his upper lip,filling and reshaping his teeth, surgically reshapinghis ears to be pointed, surgical hairline modification,no i didn't get that done,
transdermal implants on his forehead to facilitate wearing whiskers, green contact lenses with slit irises, and of course wearinga robotic tail, mehh. the cat man passed awayat the age of 54 in 2012. rest in peace, meow. so that's it, but iwanna know from you guys, which one on this list, in your opinion, is the craziest example ofa plastic surgery disaster,
or did i miss someone? is there someone else out there that i didn't have on this list that is worse than the10 that i put on here, i don't even know if i wanna know that, but i kinda do, so leave a comment below, and i will be responding toas many of you as possible. thank you so much for watching. i'll see you guys next time.
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